so ok mary lambert
- is overweight. not “a little heavy” or “curvy in all the right places”, she is overweight and she owns it.
- is gay, and from her first public exposure has been open about this
- has bipolar disorder
- is one of the coolest lyricists right now
- has this song which is way more feel good than “all about the bass” or “shake it off”
- is super cute
- mary lambert
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
so this is the upcoming prime minister of norway
you know who that reminds me of?
THE MOTHER****ING ALIEN IN DOCTOR WHO WHO TRIED TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLAND TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Oh yeah what about this? Rob Ford Mayor of Toronto
NO ONE WOULD ****ING SUSPECT IT FROM CANADA
The only fandom terrified of overweight politicians.
Rob Ford being an alien would explain so much..